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Joke of the Day
"What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink? The ninja replies with ""Wata!"""
Next Joke
"hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore"
"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""
"I like my wine like I like my women 9 years old and locked in the cellar"
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those who can count and those who cannot."
"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."
"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."
"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."
"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"