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Joke of the Day

"Stores and their non-secular agendas have switched from selling Christmas stuff to Valentine's Day stuff, completely ignoring Toyotathon."

"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""

"To clean up or just move. This is the question."

"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."

"BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. ""Hitler's haircut is literally the worst,"" she writes. ""Also he's mean."""

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"Good News For Pedophiles Halloween is here, so you can stop being so secretive about giving small children free candy."

"If Oedipus was alive today he would've killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father."

"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."

"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"