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Joke of the Day
"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool."
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"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."
"I went to the doctor the other day with a nasty pain in my ass Turns out he already met my wife."
"If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes what will it become? Wet!"
"*on the phone Him: where are you?! Me: I'm just waiting for the train Him: hurry up Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster"
"My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere"