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Joke of the Day
"How do you address a monster? Very politely."
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"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."
"I wrote a song about tortilla's Well. It's more of a wrap."
"Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!"
"Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him."
"Don't ever go camping. That shit's intense."
"A white couple doesn't just simply 'have a baby' without posting a pic of them showing her growing gut every day for 9 months."
"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."
"I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun gai"