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"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
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"Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs."
"[Request] Girls names and bike parts puns I can only think of IsaBELL anyone have any good ones? (Sorry if requests aren't allowed in this subreddit just delete if necessary!)"
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"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."
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