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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a song about tortilla's Well. It's more of a wrap."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."

"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."

"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"

"Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because her coach was always a pumpkin."

"Sometimes a family is walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk and you have no choice but to just become part of that family."

"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."