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Joke of the Day
"Just realized some twitter handles are probably prison ID numbers."
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"What does relative humidity mean to a redneck? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister."
"What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor? Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?"
"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"
"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."
"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""
"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."
"Why did Hitler go to Sea World? To see Adolphin!"
"My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0"
"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"