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Joke of the Day

"This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat."

"I'm getting pretty hungry. I haven't eaten all year!"

"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They both got 6 months."

"Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP."

"I was so thankful.... I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club. ""Don't mention it!"", he said."

"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"

"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""

"She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people."