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Joke of the Day
"What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink? Grey Moose"
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"What's the same about Christmas and work? I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets all the credit."
"What do wizards call unmagical African Americans? Niggles"
"Waking up in the middle of the night to a 4.0 earthquake is kinda awesome until you realize it was not an earthquake & what's that smell?"
"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
"What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing. Because he's Jewish."
"How do you make a little boy cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear. (think about it)"
"Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?"
"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."
"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""