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Joke of the Day
"Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!"
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"Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!"
"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."
"I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan."
"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."
"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Just because I can't spell Armygeddan..... Doesn't mean its the end of the world...."
"Did you hear about the eagle that performed a piano concerto? The applause was quite raptor-ous!"
"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"
"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"