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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand hair It's just over my head."
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"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."
"What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES."
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""
"What kind of cake stops blowjobs? (NSFW) Weddding Cake"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog."
"Knock Knock, Who's there? Fuckin' Jenny. Now gild me and give me upvotes."
"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"