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Joke of the Day
"I shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section."
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"Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke And present it as if he wrote it"
"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."
"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."
"Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola."
"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"
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"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."
"My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school."