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Joke of the Day
"Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?"
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"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"
"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"One day I hope to be doing so well that people accuse me of being a clone"
"i forgot the word ""whirlpool"" so i had to search the internet for ""drain tornadoes"""
"I used to do drugs... I still do em, but I used to too. RIP Mitch Hedberg"
"What do you call a butt inspection by ISIS? Anal-isis."
"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"
"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""