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Joke of the Day

"I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself. The last time I was betting on horses I lost 100,-."

"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant"

"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"

"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."

"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"

"Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't illegal but it is frowned upon."

"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"

"How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!"

"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"