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Joke of the Day

"Food is like dark humor not every one gets it."

":S :C :H :O :O :L - You can't find happy faces."

"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."

"Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding."

"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"

"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."

"As someone who didn't win a lot of awards, I enjoyed going to the dentist it was one of the few times I was recognized by plaque"

"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"

"I think my Pokemon Go is broken, I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk"

"How does a painter support their art in this economy? Easel-y"