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Joke of the Day
"I try to do my job the way I have sex. Work fast and and get done quick"
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"noah's google search history: ""wat is arc"" ""why would god want circle segment"" ""arc or ark"" ""how many animals"" ""5,000,000 x 2"" ""is god real"""
"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."
"hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i'd like to surgically remove my hand"
"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."
"Where do all the good boys go to hide away? r/cringepics Based off Daya's song ""Hide Away"""
"A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless."
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."
"Most of my parenting skills come from watching Animal Planet."
"Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. ""We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"""