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Joke of the Day
"What is your best ""Yo mama"" joke?"
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"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."
"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."
"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."
"A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong"
"The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck."
"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"
"got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches, clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan"
"What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships."
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"