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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Dead."
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"I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone battery is when I leave."
"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"Sister won't let me eat her out I'm bringing this bullshit up to Father Tim at Sunday Mass."
"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"
"I ask that my remains me kept in an urn... ...and whoever keeps the urn squirts some lotion in there periodically because you guys know I can't stand being ashy."
"slipping acid into your moms food because she needs to chill out and have a good trip"
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
"My nose was clogged the other day. A dutch woman kicked me right in the face."
"East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks. In East Germany Marx determines your job."