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Joke of the Day

"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

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"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
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"Husband: Let's try a different position tonight. Wife: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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