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Joke of the Day

"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"

"Why don't black people like tylenol? Because its white and it works."

"What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show? A Han Solo performance."

"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"

"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."

"Four girlscout cookie boxes down in a day and I realized I have a problem ... I'm running out of cookies."

"Snoop Dogg repackaged himself as Snoop Lion, and then went on to become Snoop Carrot, The first rapper who is also a raw carrot"

"I laughed at my friend for being unable to juggle... Turns he just didn't have the balls to do it."

"son: I don't think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS"

"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."