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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins."

"Nerdy Fairy Tale ""Grandmother, what big ears you have!"" ""Since I can't see you, I can at least hear you Infrared Ridinghood..."""

"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""

"Rattlesnakes and condoms Two things I don't fuck with"

"People who like being photographed in natural light.. ..should be taken outside and shot."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"

"How is Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis similar? They have Hogwarts"

"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"