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Joke of the Day
"Who was the last person to have sex with Marilyn Monroe? Thomas Noguchi"
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"What is the title of a show where children pawn items? Child Pawnography"
"Why do melons have traditional weddings? Because they can't elope!"
"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? Because he got cold feet."
"Proof that Jesus and his disciples were all Mexicans... It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!"
"What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!"
"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."
"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."
"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"
"I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno... Because as OP I never deliver"