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Joke of the Day

"The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it."

"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."

"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."

"Did you hear what they named the plane that carried nurse #1 to Maryland? The Ebola gay"

"For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive."

"I think the Netherlands should have a duke rather than a king... [x-post from r/puns] ""The Dutchy of the Netherlands"" has a nice ring to it."

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."

"Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period"

"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."