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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr!"
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."
"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"
"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."
"I got a new job breaking up suicidal couples. I'm not very good at it, two of them already tied the knot."
"What is the common trait between men and snow? You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last."
"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."
"Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds"""
"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""
"My mother doesn't believe the dough will rise in the oven. She'll believe when she sees the proof."