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Joke of the Day

"Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually. #also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked"

"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."

"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"

"An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. Look at Steve Jobs."

"Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was"

"How many sexual orientations does a physicist have? Six: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom."

"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"

"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."

"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."

"I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz"