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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""
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"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."
"My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night... So I said I had a headache."
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"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."