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Joke of the Day

"Dear Taliban, When you shoot a kid in the head for wanting an education and she doesn't die, how can you be sure that God is on your side?"

"What's E.T. Short for? Cause he's got small legs......"

"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."

"I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect"

"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."

"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."

"I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I'm four or poor."

"One way to tell if what you're watching isn't really news is if the person is shouting at you."

"What do you call a spy who is into BDSM? James Bondage."

"What's the difference between a male lawyer and a male prostitute? A male prostitute charges $20."