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Joke of the Day

"In the 50's, a small city granted a two-singer a capella team exclusive rights to perform on street corners. Other street performers sued. They claimed it was a doo-wop-poly."

"What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out."

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"

"Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis"

"Why didn't the rock make it to work today? He was stoned"

"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"

"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"