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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"

"Marriage must be difficult for gay people Ive heard it can be a real pain in the ass."

"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"

"Why do japanese have small eye slits? because nuclear explosions are so fucking bright. (i'm going to hell for this)"

"WAITER: can i take your order? HER: *looks at lobster tank* i'll take that one ME: *looks out window* i'll take that pigeon"

"I told my friend I was gay, then he turned his back on me. That was his first mistake."

"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."

"I came up with a phrase for the female version of a dick pick. Slot shot."

"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."

"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"