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Joke of the Day

"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"What do Mexican Zombies eat? Re-fried brains."

"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"

"What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? Actibia."

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."

"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"

"if im being ridiculed online, i will not hesitate to post a photo of a gun. is it my gun? maybe i just googled it. you gonna take that risk?"

"The future Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years. Come on man, I wear glasses. I don't have 2020 vision."

"What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? ""The girls get older, but he stays the same age"" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)"