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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."

"My wife has everything I could ever want in a woman: Low standards."

"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"

"I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams"

"Your mom.. has one arm, one leg, one titty, one eye, and one finger. They call her ""Uno"". Ironically enough, she also works at Ihop..."

"Two termites walk into a bar... ""Excuse me sir, is the bar tender here?"""

"Probably the worst part about being a snail is how you can't put salt on your French fries."

"Why did the SpaceX rocket explode? because I don't love you anymore."

"What song title is best used to describe the France terrorist attack? Niggas In Paris"

"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"