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Joke of the Day
"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"
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"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."
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"What do nuns do? Nunthing"
"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"