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Joke of the Day
"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."
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"How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine."
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola; first it was normal, then light and now zero."
"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."
"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."
"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"
"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face."
"support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas"
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE."
"Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at ""the wake"" or whatever"