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Joke of the Day
"My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field."
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"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"
"There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever."
"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"
"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"
"Using my son's raincoat as a hat so my hair doesn't get messed up. He's doing the cutest little shivers!"
"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"
"An essay is like a girl's skirt... It should be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to still be interesting."
"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."
"I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan."