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Joke of the Day
"I'm confused about plants"
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"What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!"
"*runs my fingers thru your hair* *tightens grip* *pulls your head back* *looks you in the eye* Me: WTF do you mean you ate the last donut?"
"I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition."
"I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."
"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"You know how birds fly in a V and sometimes one side is longer than the other? You know why that is? It's because there are more birds on that side."
"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"I like to cry sometimes so people think I know how to chop onions."