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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose"
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"What is big, yellow and eats rocks? A BIG YELLOW ROCK-EATER!!"
"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."
"Great news! Chipotle is giving out thousands of free burritos tomorrow! That means I'll be seeing thousands of you by this weekend!"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"
"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."
"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""
"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."
"I know a guy addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop at any time"
"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"