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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."
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"What does Mark Wahlberg eat for breakfast? Funky Bunches of Oats"
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"Of course I've slept in the wet spot My ex drooled like a Komodo dragon"
"broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places."
"What are baby witches called? Halloweenies."
"If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa ""I'm a Slave 4 U"" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real."
"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."
"A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender... ...says make me one with everything."
"Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ""Hey, wanna get out of here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."