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Joke of the Day
"What are baby witches called? Halloweenies."
Next Joke
"Q: What do you call a pickle that draws? A: A dillustrator."
"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."
"Why you shouldn't masturbate Dad: Son, you shouldn't masturbate otherwise you'll go blind. Son: Dad, I'm over here..."
"What do you call the gap between a pair of fake boobs? Silicone Valley. edit: spelling"
"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"
"Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?"
"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."
"What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient? WHITE FLOUR!"
"Next month on the 13th, the date will be 13/13/13."