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Joke of the Day

"What did the King say to the pawn shop owner you are my pawn go fight for me but in a line no moving around."

"Why does God like Swiss cheese? It's holey! ^^^^^get it?"

"What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny!"

"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"

"How does Craig Venter drink beer? Shotgun method"

"What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world? The Igloominati."

"How do you become a kleptomaniac? You pick it up from other people"

"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."

"A job interview. What's your worst quality? Honesty. Well, i don't think that honesty is a bad quality.. I don't give a fuck what you think."

"I've been thinking about Oscar Pistorious's case... I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."