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Joke of the Day
"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."
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"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"
"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""
"What do you call a rock climbing cow? A high steak situation"
"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."
"I took the bus home when I was drunk yesterday Unfortunately they made me give it back today"
"Is there a scientific name for the state where you're not hungry but you want to keep eating, besides ""awake"""
"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"