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Joke of the Day

"Why do some people love their VW diesel cars? Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all."

"this beer contains chemicals known to the state of california to cause ice cold refreshment"

"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."

"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."

"Jesus was white If there's one thing I learned in church, it's that the man was a cracker"

"You make every other name that comes up on my phone a disappointment."

"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"

"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"

"How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC] He looked inside Santa's sack."

"Why don't British people pronounce their T's? They left them in the Boston Harbor"