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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. They hold the bulb and expect the world to revolve around them. Edit: missed the y in they Thanks u/HapaHeather"

"*struggling to get the peanut butter jar that I just closed open* ""HOLY COW, I'M STRONGER THAN MYSELF"""

"50% of Indian Roads are filled up with holes. And the rest are filled up with Assholes !!"

"What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves? The Illuminat-Eh!"

"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."

"What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue"

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."

"Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar. I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that."

"I tried to make belt out of watches... ...but it was just a waist of time."

"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."