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Joke of the Day

"*Dino-Jesus preaching to the dinosaurs* ""Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."" *Asteroid crushes Earth* ""Dammit Dad."""

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"

"Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him"

"What gets a gold digger off? Goldman Sachs"

"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""

"Moses: Thanks for the mana in the desert. God: No problem. Moses: But since you can make anything- God: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO PIZZA."

"Is it ""butt"" naked or ""buck"" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable."

"Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."