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" Kim Jong Un North Korea the ? Because !"
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"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."
"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"What do you call a Mexican detective? Sherlock, homes"
"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."
"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."
"So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*"
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"What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine."