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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall Dam"

"Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)"

"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave to him"

"Today's Generation ""omg my parents never let me have anything."" via iPhone"

"BREAKING: Republicans may oppose President Obama's decision to skip breakfast."

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""

"What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you? A Gophuckyourself."

"Why did a Jamaican cry while eating chicken? Because the chicken was a Jerk."

"Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some."