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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."
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"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you."
"If a clown farts... ... does it smell funny?"
"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."
"When my mum was in labour.... When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother."
"Whats bigger than your balls? The moon"
"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"
"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?"