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Joke of the Day
"Whats bigger than your balls? The moon"
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"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."
"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."
"I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade"
"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."
"what's the difference between mean and morbid? mean: five children in one dustbin morbid: one child in five dustbins"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"
"I'm emotionally constipated... Haven't given a shit in days."
"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."
"Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?"