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Joke of the Day

"So, we're arguing and I've suddenly realized I don't agree with a word I'm saying. Which really ups the degree of difficulty for winning."

"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."

"Think of this election like turning on a racetrack You do have two decisions but it probably won't be right."

"Why are outdoor workers so in fit? Cause they work out."

"pessimist vs optimist (x-post from funny) The pessimist says, It can't get any worse!' And the optimist replies, Oh yes it can!"

"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."

"A bit computer geeky I feel bad for kids being born these days their grandkids will never know what an IPv4 address is."

"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."

"Girls are always the first to say ""YOLO"" Until I mention anal"

"Rape is a touchy subject"