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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
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"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"
"What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy? Ribbit *Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch."
"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"
"How does a dishwasher make his money? Panhandling"
"I went to my dad and asked him... Me: hey dad will you watch a movie I'm going to cast in Dad : no Me: why? Dad: I don't watch porn"
"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"
"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."
"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."