171823

Joke of the Day

"Asian keanu Asian Keanu arrives at a party Asian Keanu gets bored Asian keanu Reeves"

Next Joke
 
"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."
"Two women were sitting quietly..."
"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."
"I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars I wait for when someone is going to yell, ""R2!"" and yell out ""Am not!"""
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"
"A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money... but my friends told me that I have a weird fetish."
"His ex saw me and said, ""I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder""... I said, ""Guess so, but I Be Holdin' his hand!!!"""
"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library. I said ""Shit man, it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want!"""
"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"