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Joke of the Day

"Asian keanu Asian Keanu arrives at a party Asian Keanu gets bored Asian keanu Reeves"

"Funerals are like family reunions minus one"

"It's always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood."

"Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use by date? It was mayhem."

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat"

"My brother told me I have the body of a god. Buddha!"

"-1 23 It was delicious."

"Why are asprins white? Because they work!"