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Joke of the Day

"New gym is great. Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now."

"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"

"I didn't see San Andreas because I heard there's not a scene where a therapist tells the seismologist, ""It's not your fault."""

"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."

"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."

"I was disappointed to learn Flickr is not a site about female masturbation."

"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."

"A man walk into a bank And yells: THIS IS A ROBBERY And banker replies: It is ,now give me your money."

"My ""friend"" Adam gave me an electric toothbrush for my birthday. Completely unnecessary. My gas-powered toothbrush still runs fine, ""Adam."""

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."